I think I just committed a food crime - I ate pineapple, cheese and Harrods lemon Turkish delight on a stick. Should I hand myself in, or not?
@HannahHowe No, but you should be ashamed of yourself.
@BackFromTheDud I am, deeply ashamed But it was delicious
@HannahHowe I'm not sure whether it is now legal for me to talk to you anymore. I'll take the matter up with the European Food Writers Guild.
@HannahHowe That's a complete meal; main course followed by Sweet. So what's the crime, apart from using outlandishly expensive Sweetmeats.