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@druid@toot.walesDo you remember when scientists were trying to create the thinnest material in the world, just one atom thick? It's great that technology has finally been put to use in #Travelodge toilet roll. #MaterialScience
@druid a remarkable breakthrough
@druid I think we had that back when I was in primary school. A great way to lacerate your arse.
@rexxdeane Ah yes, Izal toilet paper in a box. Useless for your bum but excellent as tracing paper. 
Sheesh! This Level 4 timeline is still pooping. Have not figured out how to teleport from the Rectum.
@druid hmm I'm sure the French campsites already invented that in the 70s
@druid ANY time we have to stay in some Premier Inn, Travelodge or similar we ALWAYS remember to get with us a roll of toilet paper !
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I always travel with this for that exact reason (assuming a douche/bidet isn't an option).
@druid The catering industry was the first to discover atoms. They called them "servings".