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Idle new business thought for the day:
Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.
So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".
If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.
EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.
Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!
@jaz@toot.walesThe wine menu could be something for "Wine Afishionados".
somethin something O Sole Mio.
@jaz It'll only cost you two squid.
@jaz You heard me... turn up your herring aid!
@jaz I shared it with my dad; he's an avid boater.
@jaz And then there’s the “bar acuda” for those who just want to grab something to drink.
@d1re_w0lf oohhh, cocktail menu needs doing too!
@d1re_w0lf Fin and Tonic!
@jaz And you can always have some Jelly fish for the desert or ask one of our mer maids what’s today special.
@jaz will the tap underwater be free?
@d1re_w0lf yes, and it's served in a goldfish bowl