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Idle new business thought for the day:
Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.
So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".
If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.
EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.
Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!
I think we have a full menu, and it's fintastic! Keep the puns coming, but don't flounder if your dish doesn't make it on to the menu.
I need to head out, but keep them coming. Reel in a few more people and sea if we can crab a few more puns before we run out of steam.
This is awful. I love it.
Seafood Afraido -vegan option
@jaz A dish for people on low-crab diets.
"We Found Dory"
"Hercules' Mussels"
"Trout It Out Loud"
I hope your idea doesn't flounder.
@jaz Saw 'Kiss My Bass' and immediately thought of this:
https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/50-seasons-50-days-season-1-bass-o-matic-dan-aykroyd
Not sure if it's viewable outside the USA, maybe some kind person can make a #mirror of the video.
@jaz ohhh! That’s nice. 
@jaz Sole Survivor - A dish of Sole and Puffer fish (we 'may' even take the poison out)
@jaz "Clam and get it" and the daily specials board "Seas the day"
Kiss my bass.
@jaz and I had so many things to do this morning .......
"Salmon-chanted evening"
"A Tuna matata"
"You've gotta be Squidding me"
"Sea-sar salad"
@jaz
AT YOUR OWN RISK
Fruits du merde. Platter of mixed shellfish, all harvested in English coastal waters
VEGAN MENU
Lambprey. Grass
North Ronaldsay (Orkney) lambprey. Seaweed
“…before we run out of bream.” 