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it's weird looking at all these toasters. So many of them have so many pointless "functions" you'll never use.

I swear if someone launched a model that featured "deep slots" and just had reliable basic toasting ability they'd sell loads, because what most people want is nicely done toast without the top of the bread peeping out the top of the toaster.

BIG ENOUGH FOR BREAD. That's all the marketing they'd need.

But nobody does it.

Weird.