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when looking through the weird items for sale on that website yesterday I came across a listing for a perfume called "lion princess backside". "WTF", I thought, the way you do, and it turns out that there's a whole line of "perfumes" aimed at furries that are supposed to smell like various sweaty animal bits.
"Lion princess backside" has the following delightful review:
"Small bottle with a very delicate fragrance not really musky par se no animal pheromones here so if your hope was to smell like an animals arse it is more to your imagination to do that."
@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales"AMAZING CHEESY UNDERTONES" hahaha
(This review Product is for the Custom Proud Lioness Feet Musk) I feel like this shop truly has magic in a bottle. Amazing cheesy undertones and makes it smell quite like the real deal and so far my favorite smell.
"Easily our strongest foot scent in the store. Let daddy shove his bare, sweaty feet in your face. This scent has heavy foot musk, dirt, a hint of dirty gym socks, and a bit of natural hyena smell, too."
HAHAHA lovely!
"The scent blends armpit sweat, crotch and underwear musk, wet dog, and beer"
FANTASTIC hahaha
These people should try that Baiju Chinese booze that is actually supposed to taste like horse, wet socks, petrol and B. O. I bet they'd love it :D
Oh goat, further down that rabbit hole there's even weirder stuff. Someone is selling MAGIC SPELLS for the bargain price of £147 (reduced from £210!).
"No physical product will be shipped to you" it says. They literally send you an email saying "I dun the spell" and THAT'S IT haha
Obviously I'm in the wrong fucking business here, good lord :D
@llamasoft_ox That's NOT new business .. think at all those "mages" on commercial TVs channels selling you "amulets" or just "blessing" or even "removing you a curse by just ONE phone call" ...
@llamasoft_ox I’m not sure televangelism ever hit UK broadcasting that much, but many of them were pay for pray grifts.
What about actual mouse wine? (saw some of this in the Swedish "Disgusting Food Museum").
"In fact, it seems he also wanted to disgust his co-stars on set. According to Alicia Vikander, who plays his last Queen, Catherine Parr, he got fellow actors into the mood with a bottle of a vile-smelling scent he had mixed up to recreate the worst personal odours of the period."
Jude Law apparently had the same idea in his portrayal of Henry VIII in Firebrand.
@riggbeck I found one supplier of "deer musk" perfume (already ethically dodgy as it comes from actually taking stuff out of a deer gland, which process doesn't leave the deer intact) where the aroma was described as "urine... with a fecal aroma".
So, smells like piss and shit then?
Also super expensive. And requires deer murder.
There is truly some bonkers stuff out there! 
@llamasoft_ox The only time I've been close enough to REAL tigers was during a "tiger show" in USA .. and I definitely remember "they don't smell nice". But I wonder HOW EVER anyone can say "smell quite like the REAL DEAL" when talking about "Lioness Feet Musk" .. when/how you EVER smelled the feet of a lioness !!! ( And be alive to tell the story ?? ) 
@gilesgoat carnivores in general smell pretty bad. And I highly doubt that guy has smelt actual lioness feet. Maybe he smelt his cat's feet. Or is just referring to conventional stinky feet smell.
I should set up a business selling my used socks to perverts on Etsy, obviously haha
@llamasoft_ox ORIGINAL SOCKS OF LLAMASOFT *WORN* BY JEFF MINTER WITH CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY .. STARTING BID 1000 Eur !
@gilesgoat nah Llamasoft isn't pervy enough, you'd have to furry it up like "GENUINE BOANTHROPE USED SOCKS, GENUINE RANCID HOOF AROMA" or some such :D
@llamasoft_ox @gilesgoat and now, for some reason, the eBay song is back in my head 
@gilesgoat @llamasoft_ox You laugh now, but the socks will be on the other feet when someone in the future ends up cloning you from your foot fungus. 
@Gosunkugi @llamasoft_ox You can MAYBE obtain someone that looks "physically similar" ASSUMING IT WORKS .. but you can't replicate the whole brain ..
@gilesgoat @llamasoft_ox "Coming your way in 2395 the long awaited sequel to Headbangers Heaven. Only on the Spectrum Next Next Next"
