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Another Angry Woman

assigned female at barn

real-horse-facts: horses made me transgender real-horse-facts: Story time to explain this -there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men -like “bite your face off” levels of hate -enter me, who's been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means -I'd been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you -Then one day | forget that she hates men and | go into her stall with her to clean out the poo -She Doesent Hate me but I don't think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist -Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there -"ha ha weird” -internally I'm screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit" -thoughts that I've been having suddenly start to make sense and that’s how I realized I was a girl wild-zamboni: Assigned female at barn
Another Angry Woman

stupid ass decision

[squid-ink-personal: So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when | send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do. I was trying to send her this meme Still from some MCU property of Nick Fury saying "I recognize the councillhas made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it" So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint The same still, but this time the word "ass" is redacted Simple process, just set the secondary color to black
Screenshot of MS paint, setting secondary colour to black "Highlight" Screenshot of highlighting the word "ass" in close-up "And cut" Screenshot of the word "ass" now redacted "Then copy and paste edited meme. Which I did. Except. I forgot to copy the whole meme.
So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said: Screenshot of the word "ass", copied and pasted from the meme
Another Angry Woman

peace and love on planet earth

dreamyintersexpuppy: we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out dreamyintersexpuppy: Screenshotted tags: when the mouth is busy there is no argument when the hands are busy there is no violence. This is the key to peace and love on planet earth. I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
Another Angry Woman

the hunt for red october

dongstomper: the hunt for red october except there's a clown on the submarine and nobody ever acknowledges it dongstomper: Still from the movie the hunt for red october. Sean Connery sits at a command deck talking on a radio. Behind him are other crew members, and a smiling clown
Another Angry Woman

you can only boost this today

Photo of a billboard with the classic Mario background of bricks and blue sky, saying "Have a super Mar 10" You can only reblog this today
Another Angry Woman

extremely powerful items

meethehelper: Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items helpercameron: Screenshoted reply: yes definitely Your fates are sealed Photo of a hand holding four small bottles of different coloured liquid labelled Pussy Type, Butt Nacked, Botty Call, Barack Obama Photo of a man drinking four pints of beer in a waterfall chain, tipping them into one another as they trail into his mouth. The man is labelled me, the pints are labelled Pussy Type, Butt Nacked, Botty Call, Barack Obama
Another Angry Woman

the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

parotcardsroxy: always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada the-text-party: WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW?????? parotcardsroxy: two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore hieronymus-botch: Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but 1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post 2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century 3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in. parotcardsroxy: thats because i lied about this
Another Angry Woman

whole lotta guys need stabbing

cowboylikedean: i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year roach-works: whole lotta guys need stabbing currently
Another Angry Woman

almost 90k votes now, he doesn't stand a chance

meersspace: take a knife to bring to the roman senate quick grab a knife Poll with 10 options. Every option is a knife emoji. Votes are very easily distributed. As of now, 89260 votes have been made Reblog for (crossed out) more stabbing. hungry-skeleton: Screenshot "12415 votes" We'regonna turn this poor guy into paste
Another Angry Woman

happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

twoheartsoneclara: people on this website love days and dates. you could make a post that says "it's sweet fat of the hog tuesday" and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday cool-dad: happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday 1tinydwarfbutbetter: Photo of a black pig. Cartoon confetti and sunglasses have been added to the animal. A meteor is falling behind it, for some reason. It is captioned "it's sweet fat of the hog tuesday"
Another Angry Woman

bring your knife to work day

Picture of a statue of Julius Caesar with the text "Is it bring your knife to work day or something - Julius Caesar"
Another Angry Woman

god made you in his image

sad! god made you in his image and thats why youve never been able to return a call
Another Angry Woman

if you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme

nopethisdsntawakenanythinginme: i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination? like would he cry? ihopethisdsntawakenanythinginme: losing it over these tags Screenshotted tags: 'I feel like his initial reaction would be egotistical joy at being remembered still after 2000 years #like fuck yeah I've achieved immortality #and then he'd hear the part about people aren't celebrating in a Loss of Great Hero kind of way #but in a Haha That Dude Got Stabbed By Everyone What A Loser sort of way #and | think he'd just be royally pissed off and go on a rant about the disrespect of it all and oh how civilization has fallen etc. etc. #I say this as someone who had to read his writing for a Latin class in college #he was offended that his ransom was too low once #so he might be offended this isn't a literal proper festival #ides of march #If you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme
Another Angry Woman

the glorification of toxic relationships

omghotmemes: Tom and Jerry four panel 1. Tom frowning reading a paper 2. The paper says "today is Tom and Jerry's 80th anniversary" 3. Tom looks thrilled 4. A custard pie splats Tom's face. It is labelled "no-one is making memes about it" Happy 80th thismanhattanman: wow i didn't know they got married congrats frankaiden: love wins spicy-vagina-tacos: Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site
The same Tom and Jerry four panel 1. Tom frowning reading a paper 2. The paper says "today is Tom and Jerry's 80th anniversary" 3. Tom looks thrilled 4. A custard pie splats Tom's face. It is a screenshot of the interaction in the previous screenshot: thismanhattanman: wow i didn't know they got married congrats frankaiden: love wins spicy-vagina-tacos: Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site
Another Angry Woman

the artistic merit of sex scenes

utopians: "sex scenes have no narrative purpose” is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody utopians: "what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. gaymer-catgirl24: yeah ok but | dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait utopians: you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene |'m referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? JasonX?
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