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“We have to face it, Arturo. Sometimes the humans are just… sigh… stupid.” #asstodon
TIL #BloomScrolling is a thing.
i will always follow any hashtag that is 100% good vibes.
#asstodon #mondog #mosstodon https://mastodon.social/@ottaross/115012567447353231
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Are your chives blooming?
I thought we'd missed them this year, as they flowered and finished before I could pick any for this application.
But now they've done another round of flowering, so we pounced to get some into vinegar for a nice result.
The colour fades over time, but it's a nice flavour for your vinaigrettes etc. Our last bottle lasted a few years.
#vinegar #chives #bloomscrolling
this one’s for #asstodon ―which i guess we should be translating as #burrostodon or #burrodon:
https://www.20minutos.es/madrid/hoy-dia-normal-burrolandia-gran-noticia-instinto-les-puso-salvo_6236211_0.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
due to #wildfires raging across Europe, people had to evacuate Burrolandia, a sanctuary for burros & other equines. it’s also a farm, so they left all the animals out of their stalls. when they came back, they found the burros had organized all the animals in the middle of the farm to avoid the fires & smoke that luckily stopped meters away from the property.
www.20minutos.es - Últimas Noticia · Hoy es un día normal en Burrolandia y esa es la gran noticia: "Su instinto les puso a salvo"La protectora de Tres Cantos en la que viven más de medio centenar de burros, además de caballos y cabras, estuvo cercada por las llamas, pero se salvó milagros
Donkday Donks for the #asstodon crowd 
Today’s happy moments with the donkeys :: :: first I’ve fed them lots of apples & peers 
, then they licked the salt 
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. Il est si mignon !!Replied to your auntifa liza 
I had to go ahead find out more about Hank -
His most recent super cute video -> https://www.instagram.com/p/DNMAcNWyTKS/
InstagramErin Hill Acres on Instagram: "He wants REAL LOVE and he’s ready to dress to impress to get it! 🎩🌻
If you know a female miniature donkey on the market and looking to settle down, send us a message, we’ve got the perfect guy.
Thank you to everyone who has followed along on Hank’s journey to find “the one”, we are blown away with the amount of support and suggestions that we’ve received in such a short time.
Keep checking back here for updates on our barnyard bachelor.
🫏 ♥️
#erinhillacres #ontariofarm #farmsofinstagram #donkeysofinstagram #farmfreshcontent #soulmates #erinontario #hillsburghontario"381 likes, 10 comments - erinhillacres on August 10, 2025: "He wants REAL LOVE and he’s ready to dress to impress to get it! 🎩🌻
If you know a female miniature donkey on the market and looking to settle down, send us a message, we’ve got the perfect guy.
Thank you to everyone who has followed along on Hank’s journey to find “the one”, we are blown away with the amount of support and suggestions that we’ve received in such a short time.
Keep checking back here for updates on our barnyard bachelor.
🫏 ♥️
#erinhillacres #ontariofarm #farmsofinstagram #donkeysofinstagram #farmfreshcontent #soulmates #erinontario #hillsburghontario".
TIL jennies are girl donkeys
❝In a post on Instagram, the farm said Hank enjoys “long walks around the farm, a fat juicy carrot, gentle pets and loving,” adding that he has “a great head of hair, a lovely personality and a massive heart.”
“Send us a DM if you know a lucky lady that is looking for a new loving home, complete with live in boyfriend,” the farm added.❞
Global News · ‘Long walks around the farm’: Ontario miniature donkey’s dating profile goes viral
Today I have scritched four donkeys (they promptly escaped to eat grass), two piglets, an angora goat, about twenty sheep, and a billion goats. I wanted to bring a pygmy goat home. #SheepOfMastodon #GoatsOfTheFediverse #Asstodon
Zwei Esel beim geheimen Pläneschmieden.
Dimanche 10 août 2025, plus tard
Cette photo avec #Cadeau date de novembre 2024.
Savez-vous que certaines personnes disent que les ânes/les ânesses sont autistes ?
Iels sont très empathiques et l'idée que les ânes sont têtus est une perception très répandue, mais elle vient souvent d'une mauvaise compréhension de leur comportement.
Face à une situation qu'iels jugent dangereuse ou inconnue, leur premier réflexe n'est pas de s'enfuir, mais de s'immobiliser et d'analyser la situation. Cette pause, qui peut sembler être de l'obstination, est en réalité un signe de leur prudence et de leur intelligence.
Dimanche 10 août 2025, café 
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Cette photo date de début févier 2025, je venais juste d'être diagnostiquée autiste, HPE, avec tous les symptômes du TDAH.
Très belle journée à vous !
Catching up on editing some vacation footage. Another beautiful hike in Davos. Includes brief #asstodon content at about 0:52. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnR0Ve8Bw2I
Die Esel vom Eselhof Nechern (Noteselhilfe e. V.) 
Die Herde in Nechern hat insgesamt 10 Esel und 2 Maultiere. Aktuell ist zusätzlich noch eine Eselstute in der Notaufnahme dort, der es gar nicht gut geht. Weitere Notfälle an anderen Standorten des Vereins, der ganz großartige Arbeit leistet, deutschlandweit. Deshalb bin ich Fördermitglied. Das war ein bewegender, aber auch verkuschelter Abschluss unserer Reise.
25 Esel und 2 Maultiere später sind wir wieder zu Hause angekommen.
Samedi 9 août 2025
Cette photo date de l'hiver 2025 (en février je crois), elle a été prise lors d'une distribution de graines pour les Poilu.e.s. (qui me manquent toujours autant).
Belle après-midi à vous !
beauty in the summer grasses
It's been ages since I posted any donkey content. So here's a still from a short film from the early 60s about Philippe, a 5 year-old boy imagining what it would be like to live the story his mother reads to him. The film is held by the Archives de Montréal.
"Philippe au Jardin des merveilles" (1963?)
https://archivesdemontreal.ica-atom.org/philippe-au-jardin-des-merveilles-1963