“ #Pursuing #Peace”

A f_cking kidding me #joke.

#F_cker 1 :
* World trade wars
* Allies : betrayal and insult
* Invasion threats to #Greenland, #Canada, #Gaza,..
* political tariffs ( #brasil )
* Country near civil war
* Women rights, blacks, latinos, gays, attacked every day
* #US Constitutional attacks

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/live-updates/trump-putin-meeting-summit-alaska/?id=124656413

There was a young fellow named Mark
Who met up with a hammerhead shark
And said 'Why would old Noah
Be so dumb as to stow-a
Mean critter like that in his ark?'

What athlete is like a spider?

A baseball player, they both catch flies.

Vibe coding sucks, cause the whole point of #programming is to be able to do your job without talking to anybody.

When I first saw this advert I thought "what complete rubbish". But then when I thought about it for a bit I realised that it's actually true.

Limp biscuit sounds more like an insult than a band name.

Send toot.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another carton of milk was opened.
#LotR #breakfast #joke