Chicken Out Lout
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Chicken Out Lout
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
Morning, all
'You shoot one lousy puppy and suddenly you're a serial dog-killer.' *
https://youtu.be/-Etb-F0FxXU?si=s6SGCQbc_MWj9F8I
"Remember - only detain the brown ones..."
https://youtu.be/2ebb3RTJrIQ?si=a1kcPv-rbkTfNxNA
#SouthPark #Trump #KristiNoem
#ICE #MAGA #GOP #POTUS45 #NoKings
Don the Con
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Livid Lipoprotein
Morning, all,
Apparently, Donald Trump has robbed the USAF nuclear missile safety program of $900+ million to add golden toilet bowls to his new Air Farce One aircraft (gifted him by the Quataris).
Wot next? The USN Columbia program will see the requirement the new SSBN nuclear missile boats be watertight relaxed to net Two Dolls Donny the $200+ million he needs to build his White House Ballroom?
#NoKings #POTUS45
#Krasnov #GOP #MAGA
#MADtriad
https://youtu.be/NhwpYiA7Q0w?si=qiY5j5bfCYRq87L_
Donald Duck-the-draft
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
Four former USN SSBN were converted to SSGN; arsenal ships capable of firing hundreds of non-nuclear-tipped cruise missiles (and covertly deploying special forces through their DDS); so what exactly is Two Dolls Donny threatening?
Does he even know, himself?
We all have a dog in a #MAD match; we all have a need to know.
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45
https://apnews.com/article/trump-nuclear-submarines-repositioned-medvedev-f8e9b870fa107f6b6209e7a22f8ada43
Anyway, all US submarines are “nuclear” (powered); the USN hasn’t operated a diesel boat for decades, so what does Two Dolls Donny mean by the phrase “nuclear submarines”?
US Navy SSBN carrying the strategic nuclear deterrent are constantly on patrol and a surge would have maintenance drumbeat implications later.
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45 +
https://apnews.com/article/trump-nuclear-submarines-repositioned-medvedev-f8e9b870fa107f6b6209e7a22f8ada43
* One is reminded of the courtesy port call made in 2005 by HMS Spartan to Rio de Janeiro.
Allowing the public to view the Dry Deck Shelter (DDS) on her quarterdeck was a not-so-subtle post-Falklands War reminder to the navy of Brazil’s neighbour Argentina of the RN’s capability for covert insertion of special forces.
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45 +
The #RN and #USN do not normally* comment on operational details of the movement of their submarines and #Trump should heed the warning “Loose Lips Sink Ships.”
Clearly Two Dolls Donny's reaction is half-cocked and personal, and he’s given no thought to the dangerously destabilising ambiguity of his statement.
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45 +
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93dgr2dd53o
Donald Trump is childishly spiteful and vindictive – once he finally realises Putin has been playing him for years there is a risk Two Dolls Donny will precipitate nuclear war through his misjudged vengeful reactions.
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45 +
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/01/trump-russia-nuclear-submarines.html
Morning, all,
Putin’s regime has been threatening the use of nuclear weapons since he invaded Ukraine three years ago (actually, earlier) so why has Trump chosen this moment to escalate by “deploying nuclear submarines” in response?
Well, I guess nuclear Armageddon would take our minds (what’s left of them) off his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein…
#SlavaUkrayini
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #MAGA
#Trump #Krasnov #A25 #POTUS45 +
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/01/trump-russia-nuclear-submarines.html
King Flaccid the First
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Genghis Convict
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Circus Peanut President
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Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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Commander in Cheats
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I've loved #Scotland
ever since I visited for the first time in 2004 and all the #Scots I've met were nice and friendly ... I guess that's mainly because I'm not #donaldtrump
Terracotta Toddler
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