Book<p>I had no idea my bum was so powerful.</p><p>In the space of two days, my gorgeous tush has somehow destroyed my favourite jeans that I got when I was 18, and my favourite pyjama pants I stole from my grandmother. </p><p>Seriously, I had no idea my behind had such power. Imagine if I were an alosexual, and a Power Bottom to boot...</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/RippedPants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RippedPants</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Clothing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Clothing</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Pants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pants</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Jeans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jeans</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Pyjamas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pyjamas</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/DestroyerDumpTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DestroyerDumpTruck</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PowerBootyGang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PowerBootyGang</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Asexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Asexual</span></a></p>