Now, that is real fucking comedy gold right there.
We made it up, WOCKA WOCKA! 
"Two #Jewish #comedians whose #Edinburgh #Fringe shows were cancelled say the decision appeared to have been made on an incorrect pretext.
Rachel Creeger and Philip Simon told Times Radio that the #WhistleBinkies venue told them the cancellation was linked to a “vigil for #IDF #soldiers” held during Creeger’s performance last year, something the venue later admitted had not happened.
Creeger, #Britain’s only touring #comedian who is also a practising #Orthodox #Jew, explained: “They initially said that they believed we’d held a vigil for an IDF soldier, a fallen soldier, which is a thing that just hadn’t ever happened in either of our shows. The shows are not political, we’re not political performers and the IDF is not a relevant subject in either show.
“They later withdrew that and said they understood that that didn’t actually happen."
https://www.thetimes.com/travel/destinations/uk-travel/scotland-travel/edinburgh/jewish-comedians-not-welcome-edinburgh-fringe-venue-v099h3gcg