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when looking through the weird items for sale on that website yesterday I came across a listing for a perfume called "lion princess backside". "WTF", I thought, the way you do, and it turns out that there's a whole line of "perfumes" aimed at furries that are supposed to smell like various sweaty animal bits.
"Lion princess backside" has the following delightful review:
"Small bottle with a very delicate fragrance not really musky par se no animal pheromones here so if your hope was to smell like an animals arse it is more to your imagination to do that."
"AMAZING CHEESY UNDERTONES" hahaha
(This review Product is for the Custom Proud Lioness Feet Musk) I feel like this shop truly has magic in a bottle. Amazing cheesy undertones and makes it smell quite like the real deal and so far my favorite smell.
@llamasoft_ox The only time I've been close enough to REAL tigers was during a "tiger show" in USA .. and I definitely remember "they don't smell nice". But I wonder HOW EVER anyone can say "smell quite like the REAL DEAL" when talking about "Lioness Feet Musk" .. when/how you EVER smelled the feet of a lioness !!! ( And be alive to tell the story ?? ) 
@gilesgoat carnivores in general smell pretty bad. And I highly doubt that guy has smelt actual lioness feet. Maybe he smelt his cat's feet. Or is just referring to conventional stinky feet smell.
I should set up a business selling my used socks to perverts on Etsy, obviously haha
@llamasoft_ox ORIGINAL SOCKS OF LLAMASOFT *WORN* BY JEFF MINTER WITH CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY .. STARTING BID 1000 Eur !
@gilesgoat nah Llamasoft isn't pervy enough, you'd have to furry it up like "GENUINE BOANTHROPE USED SOCKS, GENUINE RANCID HOOF AROMA" or some such :D
@llamasoft_ox @gilesgoat and now, for some reason, the eBay song is back in my head 
@gilesgoat @llamasoft_ox You laugh now, but the socks will be on the other feet when someone in the future ends up cloning you from your foot fungus. 
@Gosunkugi @llamasoft_ox You can MAYBE obtain someone that looks "physically similar" ASSUMING IT WORKS .. but you can't replicate the whole brain ..
@gilesgoat @llamasoft_ox "Coming your way in 2395 the long awaited sequel to Headbangers Heaven. Only on the Spectrum Next Next Next"
