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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

🐟 Idle new business thought for the day:

Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.

So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".

If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.

EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.

Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!

A mock up of a menu for the fictional "Sofishticated" restaurant, with many of the puns from the thread below as menu items
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

This is coming together nicely

A mock up of a menu for the fictional "Sofishticated" restaurant, with many of the puns from the thread below as menu items
Gomez :wales_flag: :twt:

@jaz "Clam and get it" and the daily specials board "Seas the day"

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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

@gomez I may need to do a page 2...

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