Idle new business thought for the day:
Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.
So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".
If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.
EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.
Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!
I think we have a full menu, and it's fintastic! Keep the puns coming, but don't flounder if your dish doesn't make it on to the menu.
I need to head out, but keep them coming. Reel in a few more people and sea if we can crab a few more puns before we run out of steam.
@jaz and I had so many things to do this morning .......
"Salmon-chanted evening"
"A Tuna matata"
"You've gotta be Squidding me"
"Sea-sar salad"