Idle new business thought for the day:
Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.
So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".
If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.
EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.
Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!