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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

🐟 Idle new business thought for the day:

Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.

So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".

If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.

EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.

Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!

A mock up of a menu for the fictional "Sofishticated" restaurant, with many of the puns from the thread below as menu items
jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

The wine menu could be something for "Wine Afishionados".

D1re_W0lf ⁂ 🇵🇹 🇪🇺

@jaz And then there’s the “bar acuda” for those who just want to grab something to drink.

jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

@d1re_w0lf oohhh, cocktail menu needs doing too!

D1re_W0lf ⁂ 🇵🇹 🇪🇺

@jaz will the tap underwater be free?

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