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🐟 Idle new business thought for the day:

Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.

So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".

If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.

EDIT: So many people joined in we ended up with a fun mockup of a menu, which I'm adding here for posterity.

Keep reading for all the suggestions I couldn't fit in!

jaz :twt: :wales_flag:

Whale done everyone! Thank you to everyone who participated, this was a lot of fun! I was felling a bit koi asking for suggestions, but it turned out you all are very efishent at puns. Reely good, in fact.

Maybe I'll do a menu of the month going forward...

@jaz Desperately wanted to join in earlier but all the good ones had been Haken.

I'll see myself trout..