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So a few days later our neighbour comes round in his Landy, towing a trailer. We prepared to receive the two errant boys, and our neighbour says "ah, there's someone else in there, seemed like he wanted to come with your two. The kids call him Panda. Of course if you don't want him, send him away and he'll be off to market next week anyway".

Send him away? Gentle reader, take a look at this picture and ask yourself how anyone could even *think* of sending him away to a bad fate.