What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
First, the Millenials came for the Applebee's, and I ignored it, because Applebee's is gross.
Now the Gen Z have started a WAR ON SANDWICHES!
STAY ALERT, FOLKS!
@RickiTarr
I'd describe the daily heil as something I wouldn't even wipe my ass on
What's the word for fear of lettuce?
@TLB73
Lactucaphobia?
@RickiTarr
@pthane @RickiTarr
Yep. That's it .
Lachanophobic bastards, every single one of them.