I know I'm getting older, because people's conversations sound like this:
Have you seen Schenley, it's streaming in Smoob, but if you don't have Smoob, you can PowerWerk it on Placebu.
We used to do intake through Franangle, but we're switching to PLOOP, but it doesn't have chat, so we are having to add Blamama XD!
In Celebrity News, Bargain Bin Ted, is now engaged to Dierks, just in time for the opening of their bar/sleep monstrosity Smooth Brain.
@StevenSavage
There's a special version of that in the UK that gushes from TV's 'Royal Correspondents'. 'We are hearing from sources close to Prince Baldy that his brother has sacked Woodentop-in-Tights and will henceforth polish his own silver spoons. Former war hero Prince Hal and his foreign-born wife were approached for comment but are determined to remain silent until negotiations with Oprah are completed'.