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when looking through the weird items for sale on that website yesterday I came across a listing for a perfume called "lion princess backside". "WTF", I thought, the way you do, and it turns out that there's a whole line of "perfumes" aimed at furries that are supposed to smell like various sweaty animal bits.
"Lion princess backside" has the following delightful review:
"Small bottle with a very delicate fragrance not really musky par se no animal pheromones here so if your hope was to smell like an animals arse it is more to your imagination to do that."
Other flavours available include:
"Fox Captain Tail Musk"
"Konrad's Juice-Dump Birthday Thong"
"Minotaur Tail"
"Goat King's Musky Balls"
"Squint's Used Tail"
"Street Dog Knot Musk"
"Tiger Taint"
"Dog Dad Musk"
"Chicago Rat Hole"
"Ken's Bike Seat"
and far too many more than I can list here.
I had no idea there was such a thing haha 
@llamasoft_ox somebody's job is to name these 
@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales@dev_ric that's the kind of thing I'd knock up a Nomen-Clo-Matic procedure to generate the names with :D
Of course these days I suppose you'd just get chatgpt to do it but that's no fun :(
@llamasoft_ox I don't think even ChatGPT is the right level of nonsense to make this stuff up. Not without some pretty obscure training material anyway!