Hrm. UPS in uncharacteristic delivery problem mode...
Early this morning: "Your parcel will be delivered between 1400 and 1800BST".
Later this morning: "We were unable to deliver your parcel so it's been dropped off at a collection point".
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY. We were at home and at no point did a UPS person come to the door. So now I have to change my plans and mooch across town to some random corner shop to collect it. Thanks very much.