"Give it to me like a drawer that won't close."

It's so sweet when they ask that nicely.

Jesus Christ, I JUST saw Essence Anchor from Tarkir: Dragonstorm.

I'm not gonna say anything 'cause I'm sure every joke was made in the first 10 seconds after it was revealed.

I'm not even going to attach the image. If you want to know what I mean, you can go at see for yourself.

Still nowhere near as disgusting as pineapple pizza.

Would actually try.

Image Content Warning: Food, weird

https://kind.social/@cheetah_spottycat@toot.cat/113971791928922275

I was just reminded of the fact that GMAIL is an ANAGRAM of LIGMA.

And now you know it too. Ok, byeeeee.

when people try to quote things but get one of the words wrong, and you worry that other people will see that and think "yeah, that's correct" and it will become known as that, even though it's wrong.
#psychicdamage

"Hypermobility" doesn't sound at all like what it actually is.

You'd think it was a superpower.

#YouKnowThatThingWhere cards that temporarily modify stats in #MagicTheGathering are called "PUMP spells"?

I can't be the only one who's super grossed out every time someone calls them that, right?

What the shit? When the fuck did they shove this up my rear? I never asked for nor consented to this asstwaddle. I don't even have a current version of Windows!

First of all how dare you?

Second of all, what gives you the right?

(Oh and my Android apparently updated overnight to add donkey piss AI "features" too, by the way. Sneaky fucks.)

NO, IT FUCKING DIDN'T.

SHUT UP.

https://kind.social/@TheSpaceshipper@socel.net/112858295553292708

I'm so glad Claudia Sheinbaum won the Mexican presidency.

Oh, no, not because she doesn't kinda low-key suck. I just mean, thank heavens I won't have to endure fuckin' Whitey in the news trying to pronounce "Xóchitl Gálvez"

Christ, I can just imagine it: "Mexico's president... um, EXO-chill-T gal-VAY"

We're already going to have to deal with "KLAW-dee-ah" but at least that's *somewhat* close and it doesn't defile an indigenous name.

Octothorpe branding:

#YurisMexicanFacts
Random bits of trivia

#YurisRecipes
Dumb shitposts about awful food

#TodayInMexicanDubs
Odd choices made by Spanish translators

#YouKnowWhatGripesMyAss
Bitching about pet peeves

#AsTheSayingGoes
Old Mexican proverbs

#IsThisAThing
Stupid-ass puns or ideas inflicted on the public

#YuriSelfies
Rare photo evidence of my gross body

#3AMYuriPost
I can't sleep so I'm making it your problem too

#PsychicDamage
Cursed posts.

just spotted a very young samantha hanratty, who plays teen misty in yellowjackets, as an elf in santa clause 3