Jaz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jaz@toot.wales

End times dog laughing as humans prepare for their unavoidable death by slow roasting

"Fine. Then I'll sit on one of these weird tiny beds like you idiots."

This expression is 100% "why are you looking at me like that? Of course I'm allowed on the table."

Was working from home, t-shirt and shorts, realised I had a video conference with VIP. Got dressed up. Checked the light, made sure I didn't look weird. Ensured nothing weird showing in the background. Moved jigsaw puzzle on table to make room for laptop.

Signed in.

Audio only.

I trimmed my eyebrows for _nothing_

It's #caturday so here's Winslow the dog sleeping it off and waiting for dogurday

Winslow the Welsh Terrier. On the case.

So thirsty. So sleepy.

#Physics. It will mess you up.

This novelty coaster made me chuckle

I don't know what is happening here.

Aaaaahhhhhh. Vermont. The Wales of America.

I think it's fair to say that the more than an hour spent trying to keep certain objects on one side of a conveyor belt was time definitely well spent. It's puzzling, but the satisfaction you get when it works the way you want it to... whew! #factorio

Got a little bit stuck watching old episodes of Blockbusters last night. Just wanted to hear "I'd like a P please Bob" and next thing I know it's three hours later.

Moon over Venus

I'm neither a photographer nor an astronomer so my photos are not great and I might be wrong about it being Venus, but I wanted to share this gorgeous morning sky.

Out. Like a light.

Thanks #Isaias

Shoot. I guess I'll go back home and get one.

Bingeing Alone season 2 under the fireworks.

And here's the audio file